Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years, you’d have surely come across this famous phrase — “Clone A Willy”. If you’re an average joe surfing the internet, you’d be pleasantly surprised by the recent upheaval in the popularity of this rather interesting masterpiece. Your social media pages are probably experiencing uploads from across the globe about this DIY kit, to the point of spamming you, to say the least.
But what is this product? Why is it gaining so much popularity from everywhere? Is it even worth it? We’ll find out in this article.
Here, I’ve gone through several blogs and scrapped through various anecdotal reports and scores of websites to write this article giving you a complete idea about this product.
What is Clone A Willy?
For the uninitiated, this is basically a dildo-making kit. But the only difference between a store-bought dildo and a Clone A Willy dildo is that in the latter, you literally “make it”. Yes, so it’s exactly as per your specifications.
As the name suggests, it is directed towards couples who want to replicate the shape of their penis or rather “clone” their willy! I agree, “willy” is a rather turning-off kinda name when it comes to penises but honestly we can’t do much except nod our heads and move on.
Nevertheless, the product surely doesn’t disappoint as the name. More often than not, it exceeds all expectations and performs wilder than you could have imagined.
Why do I know about Clone A Willy?
Duh! Just because I don’t have a penis, doesn’t mean I don’t want a customized dildo!
On a boring Sunday afternoon after our few rounds of “calorie burning” exercises, I was just telling my partner about my fantasies. I mean how cool would it be to get fucked in both my southern holes by the same dick.
Don’t get me wrong, I have done a double penetration before; be it two guys or toys or toy-guy combination, your girl has done them all! But what I wanted was to get fucked by the same dick in both the holes. Sounds undoable, doesn’t it? So we started surfing the internet on how to do it.
After just a few initial clicks we landed upon this miraculous product called Clone A Willy. It promised me exactly what I craved! So basically I could clone my partner’s dick into a dildo and get double penetrated whenever I wanted, however, I wanted!
But then this means it’s only good if you have a partner. Right?
Okay, I’ll be honest with you. My ex was bigger. A tad bit but yea bigger. I’m a polyamorous person however my current partner isn’t so the desire of having sex with my ex is off-limits. However, when I pitched to him my desire to mold my ex’s dick into a dildo, he was surprisingly very cool with it…
So ladies and gentlemen, if you’re someone in your life who you can’t really sleep with but who is open-minded enough to let you mold his dick into a dildo, Clone A Willy is for you.
Furthermore, you can also buy it if your partner suffers from erectile dysfunction. Let’s suppose he can only retain his erection for 5 mins. Let’s “assume” that the sex becomes bland after 5 mins as he goes limp and you don’t feel like using those weird-looking dildos. What’s the solution? Clone A Willy. Using its superior penis mold you can get an exact replica of your partner’s boner. This was you’ll get to please yourself with your favorite boner for as long as you want!
Saves tons of relationships. Trust me on this.
Is Clone A Willy safe to use?
Safe. Made from the choicest materials, Clone A Willy screams luxury like no other product. Each and every material has been medically approved for external use. Hence it is definitely safe from a medical point of view.
But you must stay away from counterfeits. There are enough first-hand copies online who ridiculously claim to have cracked the formula of cloning a dildo. Unfortunately, they are all scams and the claims couldn’t be farther from the truth. If you use the product only once you’d know. Not only are they completely off the charts in terms of their set time or material strength but more often than not, they’re unsafe for the body. You’ll be dipping your precious dick in a mixture of goo, you better be careful about what it is!
Is Clone A Willy a scam?
If you’re telling me the product has successfully managed to spend thousands of dollars gathering anecdotal reports from thousands of customers worldwide along with hundreds of online reviews after tackling almost 0 criticisms from any website, then my friend this scam deserves to make it big!
Sarcasm aside. This is probably one of the truest products out there in the market doing exactly what it claims. Cloning a willy, as simple as that. No marketing conundrums, no hidden agendas, and especially no false claims.
Is Clone A Willy customizable?
It is as customizable as your dresses. Yep, you read that right.
If you ask me, I’d made 6 clones of various colors and modifications. One of them includes a glowing dildo! It pops up in bright neon green color if you take it in the dark and is definitely a necessary spice for some of our “regular” nights.
Another cute one I’m particularly proud of is the vibrator dildo. This one has a tiny motor inside it so that I can get some extra sensation! Imagine your favorite penis but now it sends titillating vibrations up your pussy. Crazy isn’t it!?
What’s inside this kit?
Inside the kit, you’ll find everything you need to mold your penis and make your own dildo.
The package comes in a long slender plastic tube resembling you know what. If you open the kit, you find:
- A pouch of molding powder
- A cheap vibrator
- A thermometer (!)
- A balsa wood stick for stirring
- Two jars of silicone gel
Now as an added note, the plastic tube in which the whole thing comes isn’t just the packaging. Rather it’s one of the main components! Once you trim it down to the right size, it will be used to hold the molding powder with your dick inside to give you your dildo!
What is NOT included inside the kit but do you still need it?
Some basic tools to go around with the whole procedure aren’t included in the kit. This is mainly to reduce the cost and also because you’ll have these products lying around in your house anyway.
Some of the tools you will be needing are:
- Measuring cup
- Large mixing bowl
- An accurate timer
- A disposable container to mix silicone in
- A four-inch square cardboard to suspend the vibrator as the dildo hardens
- A strong nylon thread
Is Clone A Willy pride-friendly?
Absolutely. This is one of the very few sex toys in the market that doesn’t objectify anything or doesn’t exaggerate anything showcasing the natural beauty. You’d often see larger than life dildos or extremely tight fleshlights being sold in the market. These products not only set the standard of sex unimaginably high but also take away the joys of fulfilling intercourse.
Clone A Willy on the other hand replicates real life. You’d be surprised to see how perfectly the dick is molded and then cloned into a silicon dildo. There are no size modifications or any nonsensical changes that could ruin your sex life.
Last but not the least, our dildos can be used by everyone irrespective of their sexual orientation. You could replicate your boyfriend’s penis and use it on your lovely gay ass or give each other the gift you both wanted. Imagine having a replica of each other’s penises. Cute!
Would I recommend Clone A Willy?
Heck yes without a flint of a doubt! Clone A Willy has certainly exceeded all my expectations. Yes, I agree that initially, it might be a Lil bit difficult to use it but if you get your timings and temperature correct: you win the gold.
So yes, I would certainly recommend Clone A Willy to anyone looking to make a long-lasting dildo of their or their partner’s penis.